Jokes

1. Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
   Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
   And so quickly too!, said Preeto While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
   Banta: R u ok?
   Santa: Yeah!
   Banta: Did u break anything?
   Santa: No, there's nothing down here
   
   
2.  Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum (In URDU)
   Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.
3. Laloo bada chalak hai (in URDU)
   Laloo bada chalak hai
   Nau baccho ka bap hai
   Laloo bada nirala he
   dasva ane wala he...
   ye andar ki baat hai
   isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..  
4. One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
   One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.