Funny racist jokes

"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw"

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan"

"How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house?
8 if you slice them thin enough."

"What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto."

 "What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag?

"Why do racists carry chainsaws?
Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga"

"How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss. "

"An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.

He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations."


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Mimi M.B. said...

i FIND the black joke about the chainsaw very offensive and it needs to be removed. It said that these were clean jokes. I ask that it is removed.

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Marc Breed said...

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steave adson said...

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Fly Swatter

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies," he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell which are female and which are male?"

He responded, "The 3 flies were on a beer can and the 2 flies were on the phone."
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