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One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?
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Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!


Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?

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The man replied:
“Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I have kissed the father instead of his daughter.”


Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
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Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.


Sunny: Kal movie dekhi, usme na koi scene tha, na koi aawaz.
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Bunny: Naam kya tha film ka.
Sunny: NO DISC

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