"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck?
kick his sister in the jaw"
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan"
"How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house?
8 if you slice them thin enough."
"What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto."
"What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag?
Twix"
"Why do racists carry chainsaws?
Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga"
"How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss. "
"An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
kick his sister in the jaw"
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan"
"How many Mexicans does it take to roof a house?
8 if you slice them thin enough."
"What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac?
Black power.
What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac?
White power.
What do you call a Puerto Rican guy driving a blue Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto."
"What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag?
Twix"
"Why do racists carry chainsaws?
Because they go run nigga nigga nigga nigga"
"How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss. "
"An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
