Attractive Jokes

  1. The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. "She uses too many four-letter words for me," was the reply. "Really?" "Yes," answered the playboy. "Allevening long she was saying "don't" and "stop" and "quit that."
  2. Two young and rather attractive nuns were being assigned to a church in a rather seedy neighborhood. The Mother Superior, who was rather concerned for their wellbeing, asked them what they would do is someone apprpoached them and tried to rape them.
    "
    Well,"
    the first one said, "
    I have a whistle that makes the loudest noise you've ever heard."
    The Mother Superior shook her head.
    "
    Well,"
    the second said, "
    I have a can of mace for such an occasion."
    Again, the Mother Superior shook her head.
    "
    Well,"
    the first one asked, "
    what would you do?"
    "
    I would tell him to go on and pull his pants down,"
    "
    What?"
    "
    You wouldn't?"
    "
    I would then go ahead and pull up my skirt."
    By this time both of the young nuns were almost in tears. "
    But why?"
    "

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